| Business/Product
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Notes/Puns/References
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| 32-Bit Lotion ("Because you itch!")[s 1][q 1][q 2]
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| Al's Wait 'n' Eat
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| Algorithm Theatre
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| Antarctic[s 2][q 1]
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| Bits & Bytes[s 2][q 1]
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| Bosh [illegible][s 3]
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something in a box
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| Bosman's Party Pack[s 3][s 4][s 5]
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| Bucket O Nothing[s 6][q 2]
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| Calvin Spline
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Calvin Klein
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| Cifelli, Shoemaker, & Edwards ("We won't be undersued!")[q 2]
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"I won't be undersold!" was the slogan of appliance store owner and famously goofy pitchman Jack Roberts.
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| Cifelli Tires[s 2][s 7][q 1]
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Pirelli Tires
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| Circuits Hairdressing ("Specials: Cut & Paste")
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| Corey's Alt & Vinegar I/O Chips
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salt & vinegar potato chips/crisps
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| Data Bone ("Keep Him Crunching")[s 7][q 1]
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| De-Bug spray ("gotta nasty VIRUS!! USE DE-BUG")[s 7][q 1]
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| DeeCee's Powerbar & Grill
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| Dot's Data Compression Take-Out[s 2]
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| Dot's Diner
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| Edwards Grease ("You know it's slick!")
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| Electro-Cinematek
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| EnerG
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| Enzo's Overwrite Delivery Service[s 2]
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- overwrite = replace old information with new
- overnight delivery
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| Erase-a-Lot[s 8]
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| Fiche and Chips Industries[s 9]
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| First National Databank[s 9]
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databank
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| Googalafonic Electronics
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| Grids
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| Holomark ("When You Care Enough to Project the Very Best")[s 9]
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Hallmark ("When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best")
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| Jesse's Custom Memory & Storage[s 10][q 3]
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| Log-O-Matic[s 6][q 2]
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Veg-O-Matic
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| Lowrider Magnetic Zip Wax[s 10][q 3]
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| Mainframe Janitorial Services
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| Mainframe Motors[q 1][s 2]
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| Mainframe Pet Hospital ("we make sick animals all better!")[s 11]
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see Screamin
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| Mainframe Slugger[s 2]
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Louisville Slugger
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| Marty's Music ("Upgrade your Sound Card../TODAY")
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| Merrimac Monitors
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USS Monitor and USS Merrimack/CSS Virginia
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| Monkey Waste Management[s 12]
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| Nerd foam weaponry[s 3]
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Nerf
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| Null Away
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| The Parameter
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| Pearson's Data Dump
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| Plutonium Graphics
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Silicon Graphics
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| Polar[s 2][q 1]
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| Polysmooth Anti-Aliasing Gel[s 13][q 2][q 3]
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| Protocol
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| Ray's Custom Zipboard Shop ("Unzip your very own Super Turbine 301")
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Screamin
- Screamin Donuts[s 14]
- Screamin's Spicy Hot & Fast MicroChips ("micro fan not included")[s 15]
- "Featuring DR. SCREAMIN s.a." at the bottom of the Mainframe Pet Hospital certificate[s 11]
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| Shoemaker Engineering[s 2][q 1]
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| Silicone Snacks Micro-Chips
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Silicon (the element) has more to do with the actual workings of computers, but silicone (the family of polymers) is used in casings.
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| Silly Cone Frozen Data
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| SL McGinty Motors[s 2][q 1]
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| Stance Power
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| Terminal
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| Two Small Sprites with Big CPUs Transferring Company
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Two Small Men with Big Hearts Moving Company
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| Welly's Data Retrieval Systems
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| Wizzywig Productions[s 9]
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WYSIWYG
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| YaDa YaDa[s 2][q 1]
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